BananaForBrain
Your brain is a pissed-off chimp. Here's the banana to shut him the f#ck up
Your brain is a pissed-off chimp. Here's the banana to shut him the f#ck up
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💥 BRAINCRASH™ - Interactive chaos test
🍌 Comic slap instead of a therapy nap
🛠️ Real-world fixes, not woo-woo shit
🧬 Backed by science. Tested on maniacs
🚀 Zero effort. Max result
⚡ Instant download. Brain slap in seconds
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So... what the f*ck is this?
BRAIN-ALTERING FRUIT AHEAD
NOT A BOOK. A BANANA UPPER-CUT
This isn’t another 300-page self-help snoozefest. No endless theories. No filler. No guru whispering nonsense into your soul. This is a comic-style, brain-smacking hit of clarity.
MENTAL CARNIVAL INCOMING
BANANA VS OVERTHINKING
Made for people who overthink everything, doubt themselves constantly, and can’t stop mentally spiraling. It’s fast. It’s loud. It’s too real.
REALITY LOADING...
WARNING: YOU MIGHT AGREE
No fluff. No filters. Just you, your brain, and a banana with attitude. You won’t skim it. You’ll scroll in disbelief - then laugh, cringe and realize:
THERE’S A TEST HIDING INSIDE. IT WON’T BE NICE.
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Brain killer
You didn’t break your brain. You smashed it. With a hammer. On purpose.
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BANANA TRAINEE
Sometimes smart. Sometimes crying. Usually both. (Send help.)
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CHIMP TAMER
You tamed your inner monkey.
Now he brings you coffee.
And respects you. Kind of.
