This didn’t start in a boardroom. It started at 3AM. Brain fried. Heart racing. Half a protein bar left. No plan. No guru. Just one guy, one meltdown, and one stupid idea: Turn chaos into clarity - with a banana. No therapy nap. No woo-woo whispers. Just one comic slap in the brain. The banana? It’s not food. It’s a weapon. A meme. A middle finger to mental overload. This sh*t is raw. Real. Loud. Because you're done pretending breathing exercises will fix the war in your head.

This sht is different. Because YOU are different. And finally - someone built something that fcking gets it.

Welcome to BananaForBrain. This is your chaos. Served with a banana.